Cats
This web page provides useless information about my cats.
Sylvester
(Sung to the tune of the original Gilligan's Island theme song)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful barf.
That spewed out from Sylvester cat,
and wrecked my UPS.
The UPS was an APC,
an Office 280.
Two VCRs were plugged right in,
for a three hour run, a three hour run...
When something stuck in kitty's craw,
the tiny cat tossed up.
In spite of the courage of the fearless crew,
the UPS was lost; the UPS was lost.
The spew dribbled through the power switch, some circuit traces fried
they vaporized, resistors blew,
a diode lead, disappeared,
the battery, was intact,
here in David Holm's den.
a tale of a fateful barf.
That spewed out from Sylvester cat,
and wrecked my UPS.
The UPS was an APC,
an Office 280.
Two VCRs were plugged right in,
for a three hour run, a three hour run...
When something stuck in kitty's craw,
the tiny cat tossed up.
In spite of the courage of the fearless crew,
the UPS was lost; the UPS was lost.
The spew dribbled through the power switch, some circuit traces fried
they vaporized, resistors blew,
a diode lead, disappeared,
the battery, was intact,
here in David Holm's den.
Sheba
Sheba has sadly departed this mortal coil.